Well I stayed in again last night as Carl has a guitar lesson on a Monday. I Chilled, watched TV and chatted on MSN to my new mate Wiggy. I say that cause I have only met him twice and yet we’ve been chatting on msn for some time now. He’s shouted out to me in his blog so I think it’s only fair I do the same!
Watched Vincent last night and it was brilliant! Really enjoyed it! Then watched Graham Norton and went to bed (thrilling).
Well Were back to Tuesday again and I’m on my own at work, I have loads to do though so that’ll keep me out of trouble… lets see how many skinny comments I get today – Yesterday someone at work came up to me and said “gosh how skinny are your arms” and felt the need to touch the top of my arms and really get a feel for the skinny-ness by trying to put their fingers round the top (thanks), I coolly replied, yes they are skinny compared to yours aren’t they? (ha! 1-0) And so far this morning someone’s walked up to me and said “oooh I thought you were eating” (I was chewing a bubbly) I’m like “yeah course I’m eating – why?” they said “well I just want to see you eating that’s all”, so shall I invite you round to mine so you can stare while I eat my fucking tea, is that what you want?
I’m sorry, but you don’t walk up to a fat person and say “shit, just look at the size of your arse, you wanna cut down on the chips luv” so why do people think it’s acceptable to come to me pointing out how thin I am? It’s exactly the same, well exactly the opposite but you get me?! I’m sick of it, I know I’m thin, of course I’m eating (other wise id die you thick fuck), think for a moment before you speak that I (like a fat person) might be a little unhappy about my size, and would appreciate it if people didn’t point it out.
If you haven’t got anything nice to say, then please don’t say it, for the sake of your nose (I’m assuming you like un-broken?) not that I could break it, what with my skinny arms, we can assume I’ll get someone to break it for me.
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3 comments:
ha ha Fi thats quality! i think the mars bar idea.. i could prenet to throw up after every meal or summat! tossers!
I think i will just point out how fat they are compared to me.. although i do like the nose breaking idea!
i've broken my nose about 5 times! So you can try if you want :P
Like i say! Ignore them! Altho the sick bag sounds a cracking idea! Nice one Fee! hehehe
Oh yeah.. wow! A shoutout on allys blog! Woohoo!!
Yeah you seem a nice enough lass even tho surprisingly i've only met you twice too HAHA
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